To tough bargainers:

This meme is spot on about my expertise in HP/Agilent/Keysight Infiniium Oscilloscopes. It might take me 30 minutes to put on the automation I’ve created to fix a specific issue, but nobody with just one non-functioning unit in front of them can figure out the right steps even if they worked on it for months. Writing the automation itself turns out to be the least of the bulk, and it’s still more time than one is willing to spend writing the scripts or performing the undocumented procedures manually.

Many of my know-hows were acquired to be used once or twice. I solve problems that are not seen before. I always start with doing due diligence researching what has been done, rather than jumping to reinvent the wheel. If I confirmed that it’s an unsolved problem, I’ll start inventing.

Once I figure out the details I often automate the workflow, document it, and move on to something else.

That’s why for consulting, I often quote high hourly rate for the first few hours and taper it down for more complex projects (keeping the project short). It’s to make sure we don’t have incentives to waste each other’s time and focus on solving your problem as fast as I can figure it out.

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Introduction to funny colloquial HK Cantonese phrases: 搵食啫,犯法呀 That's how we justify outrageous things we do that's still technically legal

This summarizes the cultural mentality in HK:

  • as far as profit is concerned, anything goes as long as it’s legal
  • schadenfreude

The third quote in the video was actually taken out of context and therefore incorrectly translated. In the show, the word 精神 refers to (body) energy, not spirits (ideals). Dayo meant to say that HKers worked so hard in a prospering economy that people were constantly tired and lacked the attention span to appreciate art and culture. Just ignore it.

Nonetheless, I believe Mr. Siu made the mistake because we all subconsciously agree that the core values of Hongkongers is the lack of thereof, which the stand up comedian Dayo Wong also mentioned in his (supposedly) final standup comedy show. In fact, I’m proud of it: it simply means even the average HK people aren’t too stupid (see Dilbert and Rick and Morty and ye shall comprehend: values are for stupid people who cannot reason through the purpose of their actions)

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Everything is conditional. We just don’t know what the conditions are.

This is a quote from House MD. It succinctly explained my entire viewpoint of everything so far with un-contradicted accuracy.

With this concise wording, I don’t have to explain to people why I don’t want any romantic relationships, why I think the concept of family is toxic, and why I consider love as a vestigial trait from evolution that we’re are abusing to mislead people to do our bidding and not pay them fairly. Now they can work out these conclusions by simply reasoning from “Everything is conditional. We just don’t know what the conditions are .” Neat!

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Rick and Morty Quote: What people called love

From Rick and Morty Season 1, Episode 6:

Rick: Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I (Morty’s grandpa) did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

A follow up from Episode 9:

With the writers Rick and Morty, universities can close down the philosophy department and move all the logicians to the math department:

A follow up from Episode 8:

Nobody exists on purpose 

 

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