Wow. That’s how prevalent unchecked news collected by machine learning are. Now the news in Google Finance even feature articles from the Onion (my favorite, product originated from my alma mater):

Here’s the onion news:

https://www.theonion.com/jesus-announces-plans-to-return-once-the-dow-clears-27-1830155761

How seriously can you take news on Internet nowadays 🙂

But to be fair, humans aren’t much reliable either: